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Tweets de @chavezcandanga aparecen en vallas de Barinas - El Chiguire Bipolar

para morirse de la risa!!! :-)

Una vez mas,  Gracias  a El Chiguire Bipolar

Date: 20 May 2010 00:44:00 GMT+02:00

Subject: Tweets de @chavezcandanga aparecen en vallas de Barinas

Source: El Chigüire Bipolar

Author: El Chiguire Bipolar 

La creciente importancia que el primer mandatario le ha dado al Twitter continúa cosechando frutos. Barinas fue el estado seleccionado para la prueba piloto de la Misión Chávez Candanga Adentro, una estrategia diseñada por el Presidente de la República para que todos los venezolanos, independientemente de su condición económica, puedan tener acceso a los importantes tweets que coloca diariamente en la mencionada red de microblogging.

"Claro que no todos los venezolanos y venezolanas tienen un Blackberry, compadre. Si no, ya tuviera 26 millones de followers, ¿verdad, Aristóbulo? Pensando en cada uno de esos hijos de Bolívar, que viven desinformados, a merced de los medios golpistas y sus mensajes venenosos, es que hoy les anuncio la Misión Chávez Candanga Adentro. Revolución dentro de la revolución del Twitter, mi llave" afirmó el presidente, entre vítores y aplausos de su audiencia.

La misión busca llevar los mensajes de Chávez a cada rincón del país, especialmente a los pueblos de la provincia, adonde el internet y la telefonía móvil inteligente no tienen la misma penetración que en las grandes ciudades. "Allí donde haya una pasarelita para colgar una pancarta, una valla ociosa, un poste para poner un pendón, allí llegará el twitter. Autorizo a los alcaldes, a los concejales a expropiar lo que consideren necesario" prosiguió Chávez. "Allá en mi natal Sabaneta podemos comenzar con esto, Jaua. A ver qué tal nos sale la cosa, chico".


De inmediato brigadas de reservistas procedieron a cumplir la orden presidencial, lo que generó reacciones en la apacible localidad llanera. Uno de nuestros pasantes mal pagados fue hasta Sabaneta y logró entrevistar a varias personas. Esto fue lo que dijeron:

- "¿Chávez Adentro? ¿Con ese pajarito? ¡Aaaay vale, chinazo! ¡Esa guayaba como que está picá 'e pájaro! Tan seriecito que se veía" --- Raúl Linares, desempleado, 36 años.

- "Guá, ¿y pa' qué existe la radio puej?" --- Briceida Contreras, ama de casa, 60 años.

- "Jejeje, escribieron Cháves con zeta, ¿viste? Hacen las cosas y las hacen mal. Por eso es que la revolución está como está. Errores así la desmoralizan a una. Comandante, lo están engañando... Igual lo quiero" ---- Rosa Alejandra Silva, estudiante de la UNELLEZ, 22 años.

- "No jose, esta noche vengo y me llevo esa valla para taparle el hueco al techo" --- señor Rosendo, no se acuerda del apellido, 78 años, jubilado.

- "Sin duda la Misión Chávez Candanga Adentro 2 trae el futuro a Sabaneta. Es el avance en medios de comunicación más importante descubierto por el hombre desde el mensaje escrito con Griffin en el vidrio trasero del carro" --- Prof. Justo Requena, Iutirla Sabaneta.

- "¿No juegue y toda esa vallota pa' poner esas tres pendejadas? ¡Esa jodía debería de llamarse Misión Pida por esa Boquita, que cantidad de muertos de hambre, no jile!" ---- Juana Cifuentes, comerciante, evidentemente opositora, 50 años.

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Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future - Crave at CNET UK

Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future

By Nick Hide on 01 April 2010, 10:33am

A would-be saboteur arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland made the bizarre claim that he was from the future. Eloi Cole, a strangely dressed young man, said that he had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world.

The LHC successfully collided particles at record force earlier this week, a milestone Mr Cole was attempting to disrupt by stopping supplies of Mountain Dew to the experiment's vending machines. He also claimed responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in November last year.

Mr Cole was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted him rooting around in bins. He explained that he was looking for fuel for his 'time machine power unit', a device that resembled a kitchen blender.

Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."

This isn't the first time time-travel has been blamed for mishaps at the LHC. Last year, the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so "abhorrent" that it somehow caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery.

Professor Brian Cox, a former CERN physicist and full-time rock'n'roll TV scientist, was sympathetic to Mr Cole. "Bless him, he sounds harmless enough. At least he didn't mention bloody black holes."

Mr Cole was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from his cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered

Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future - Crave at CNET UK

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A Satirical Site Skewers Chávez and Politics

A Satirical Site Skewers Chávez and Politics

By SIMON ROMERO

NY Times

March 20, 2010

CARACAS, Venezuela — This may be a perilous time to operate a Web site focused on politics here, given President Hugo Chávez’s recent push for new controls of Internet content. But one plucky Venezuelan satirical site is emerging as a runaway success in Latin America as it repeatedly skewers Mr. Chávez and a host of other leaders.

Named in honor of the capybara, the Labrador retriever-sized rodent that Venezuelans are fond of hunting and eating, the 2-year-old Web site, El Chigüire Bipolar, or Bipolar Capybara, is rivaling or surpassing in page views leading Venezuelan newspapers like the Caracas daily El Nacional.

The rise of Chigüire Bipolar, which has already drawn the wrath of state-controlled media here, and a handful of other popular Venezuelan sites focused on politics is taking place within a journalistic atmosphere here that international press groups say is marked increasingly by fear, intimidation and self-censorship.

Before threatening to impose unspecified Internet controls this month, Mr. Chávez pushed RCTV, a critical television network, off the airwaves andrevoked the licenses of 34 radio stations across the country. Mr. Chávez has also forced broadcasters to transmit live his speeches and televised appearances, which last hours.

“Chávez is a master communicator and a natural-born comedian, but one who doesn’t realize he’s at the center of the joke,” said Juan Andrés Ravell, 28, a part-time television scriptwriter who is one of the three founders of Chigüire (Tchee-GWEE-reh).

Mr. Ravell ascribes much of their success to the use of social media like Twitter and Facebook to lure readers to the site. Once there, they are treated to satirical videos and photo montages lambasting Mr. Chavez and other Venezuelan figures, sometimes even from the anti-Chavez camp.

Other Latin American leaders are frequent targets, too. For instance, Chigüire mocks the feel-good diplomacy of Brazil’s president, Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva, portraying him as a bong-smoking bon vivant with a taste for Twinkies. Another montage derides frequent visits here by Iran’s president,Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, contending that he and Mr. Chávez have grown so close that they have glued their hands together.

Chigüire Bipolar’s biggest success so far arrived in February in the form of a 5-minute video inspired by the American television series “Lost,” in which Latin American leaders of various ideologicals stripes find themselves shipwrecked on a deserted tropical island, forced to fend for themselves.

The video, called “Presidential Island” and viewed more than 450,000 times on YouTube, depicts Mr. Chávez and Bolivia’s leftist president, Evo Morales, as star-crossed lovers who dine on American bald eagle. Colombia’s right-wing president, Álvaro Uribe, comes across as a prude, and Argentina’s president, Cristina Fernández de Kirchner, as a temptress who entrances Brazil’s Mr. da Silva. King Juan Carlos of Spain makes an appearance in which his dentures fall into the sea.

Oswaldo Graziani, 30, another of the site’s founders, said they drew inspiration from American television shows like “The Colbert Report” and Web sites like The Onion and also from a rich tradition here of political satire, including defunct humor magazines named after Venezuelan fauna like Morrocoy Azul (The Blue Tortoise) and Camaleón (Chameleon).

Mr. Graziani said going after Mr. Chávez’s critics, in addition to the president himself, and critiquing certain aspects of Venezuelan society were also priorities. For instance, Chigüire Bipolar has lampooned the student movement here by showing students more interested in swilling beer on the beach than in protests.

Another frequent target of ridicule is Mr. Ravell’s own father, Alberto Federico Ravell, a strident critic of Mr. Chávez and a prominent media executive here who said he was fired this year by the television network Globovisión as part of an effort to alleviate pressure exerted on the organization by Mr. Chávez’s government.

“We make it a principle that no one is immune, not even ourselves,” said Mr. Graziani, noting that their motto is “Partial, unfounded news from a rodent with psychological issues.”

“It’s difficult for anyone to battle against the supremacy of humor,” he said.

Some here try to wage that fight, however.

Mario Silva, the host of “La Hojilla,” or “The Razorblade,” a somber nightly talk show on state television that Mr. Chávez’s government uses to attack its critics, has condemned Chigüire Bipolar, describing its founders in February as partisan anti-Chávez drug-addicts. “We appreciated the publicity,” Mr. Ravell said in response to the state-television tirade against them.

In a separate episode this year, Mr. Chávez’s information minister, Blanca Eekhout, demanded that Laureano Márquez, a humorist who writes for the newspaper Tal Cual, be prosecuted after writing a short column imagining Venezuela free from the grasp of a ruler named “Esteban,” a code name for Mr. Chávez.

“Chávez’s government unfortunately doesn’t have much of a sense of humor about itself, which is why Bipolar Capybara has become an essential fixture in the national debate,” said Andrés Cañizález, a researcher on media freedom here for the Paris-based group Reporters Without Borders.

Others fixtures persist in criticizing Mr. Chávez, especially print media like Tal Cual, El Universal and El Nacional. And the surging use of Twitterhere to transmit antigovernment missives has prompted a sharp reaction from Mr. Chávez, who recently warned Venezuelans against using social networks.

Pressure is building now for political Web sites to bend to the government’s will. Noticias24, a leading news site here, barred visitors from commenting on articles this month after Mr. Chávez threatened to introduce Internet controls.

Mr. Chávez issued his threat after another site, Noticiero Digital, published in its comments section a false claim that at least one of his ministers had been assassinated.

The government has not announced any official measures, and so far Noticiero Digital is the only site under investigation. However, several pro-Chávez officials have said that site administrators should follow the law applied to broadcasters and be held responsible for comments.

Mr. Ravell and Mr. Graziani, who earn a living as freelance television producers and scriptwriters, finance Chigüire Bipolar out of their own pockets and with a meager revenue stream from advertising and sale of T-shirts printed with their logo.

They produce the site with a third Venezuelan partner based in Miami, Elio Casale, in a chaotic flurry of e-mail, instant-messaging and BlackBerry text messages.

“We don’t actually talk to each other that much,” Mr. Ravell said.

In an interview, Mr. Ravell said he remained hopeful that Chigüire Bipolar was opening the way for more multifaceted debate in Venezuela instead of representing a final burst of expressive ebullience online in a scenario in which Mr. Chávez might succeed in exerting control over a medium that until now has largely escaped his sway.

“Satire,” he said, “always evolves to resist the attempts to extinguish it.”

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/03/21/world/americas/21venezuela.html
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